You've heard about the long arm of the law, haven't you? Well, I've just been staying in one of their stopping off points. Here's a couple of pics from a hotel in Germany, the name of which I will not reveal. Note the distance of the toilet roll holder from the toilet, and the distance of the ' Body Shampoo ' from the shower. Mr Fantastic would have no complaints.
Actually, I had a very good time over in Germany from the 13th to the 18th of this month, on a promotional tour to launch the German edition of Kickback. And though I'm being mischievously unkind to one hotel, they were all very good hosts, as too were the combined organisers of my trip, the publishers Ehapa and Panini, and the managers of all the stores I signed at in Koblenz, Frankfurt, Stuttgart, Nuremberg and Berlin. I got the opportunity to meet a couple of old friends and make new ones. And, of course, importantly, I sold lots of Kickbacks - and Vs.
For anyone reading this in Germany, I might be back there in June, in Munich, but it's yet to be confirmed. And here's a pic of Cologne Cathedral at night in atmospheric form, in case you think I just take pictures of bizarre things...